A Potato Was Once Used As A Murder Weapon and Other Things You Didn’t Know About Your Fav Thanksgiving Side Dish

If you’re dreaming of swimming through gravy rivers on mountains of perfectly whipped mashed potatoes, all balanced delicately on an overflowing plate of Thanksgiving food, then hey, what’s up? You’re my people.

But beyond eating mashed potatoes, what is there to say? You might think the tuber is about as dull as you can get, but you would be mistaken; with a simple spud, you can commit murder, tell time, and remove wrinkles and fine lines.